Junk TV

On the TV there a a lot of soap opera a bad programmes where only to criticize the famous people or the typical latin Amercia series, that type of TV is the Junk TV. In Spanish TV it is so common overcoat in Tele5. It is a tv channel where are a little fascist, racist... and in Catalonia it has bad reputation. In this channel there are a differents soap opera:

"Mujeres y Hombres y viceversa"

It is a tv programme that organise a dates but I think that the presenter and the appointment gays only scream and criticise.

"Salvame deluxe"

It is the famous programme of Belen Esteban. It is so awful.

"Gran hermano"

It is so famous programme where a group of people live in the same house and they have learned to live together.

There a lot of junk programmes, I think that it is the sample of our country, the other people of Europ or the world think that in Spain there are only party, bullfighters, lazy pepole and uncultured people. I'm not feel of Spain, I'm feel Catalan,althouhg the difference isn't great even that there are differences between Spain and Catalonia.

Bojan in "El convidat"

Last Monday on Catalan tv (Tv3) at 10:30 p.m there was a TV programme, "El convidat" it is a programme where Albert Om goes to a famous persons house and does an interview with him.

In the last programe he went to Bojan's house in Roma. Bojan is an ex-FCB player. He was a good player, he had a lot of oportunities in Barça but Guardiola could not convince him to stay. Bojan put up with a lot of games . Finally at the final championships he decided that he was young and in the future would have more oportunities.

La Roma (italian team) offered him a place in La Roma, It was difficult decision for him but he took a chance and now he is living in Roma.

On the programme it said that he is so sensitive and it is so hard for him, that his parents and girlfriend often go there.

Albert asked him about his relation with Guardiola. He explained that they didn't get on but he said that he is one of the best barça trainers.

Another interesting question was: Can you compare soring a goal with having an orgasm?

Bojan answered that the emotion of a goal is a big experience and very special, and when you are in the game you prefer a goal but in reality an orgasm is better.

DIALOGUE

John: Hello Anny!

Anny: Oh John, how are you?

John: I'm well thanks and you?

Anny: I'm fine thank you but I have changed a little.

John: Really? what have you done?

Anny: mm... It's better that you check it.

John: OK! put your webcam!

Anny: Do you find me different?

John: Haha! it's possible... you look younger, what have you done?

Anny: I have had plastic surgery done.

John: Oh no! I don't belive it

Anny: Why not? It's true, I had my nose operated on and I had breasts implants.

John: Why ?!! I hate those operations, I think that it's a stupid thing... You were perfect before...

Anny: No no... Those operations make a lot of people that hate their body or physic happy.

John: I don't agree with it, I think taht it is a fight against nature, to be God or Perfect.

Anny: I don't know why you think that...

John: Now your nose and breasts are false it is.

Anny: Ok, I respect your opinion but I'm disappointed...

John: Sorry, but before you were perfect for me.

Anny: And now I'm better...

John: This can be really and quiet I like you yet.

My dreams!

My dreams can be classified into three areas: the typical or fantasy dreams, profession dreams and finally leisure dreams.

The typical dreams are that everybody would like live, because I’m sure that everybody would likes can fly, would want to live in a world without worries, war, poverty… but all typical dreams now it are impossible.

My profession dreams now turn around university because I don’t know that I will study, but I would like to can study medicine. I think it is exciting and interesting career. I have ever interested in human body and his operation, but I don’t know if I will get the grade required for career entrance. Therefore this year I’ll fight for get the best grade.

Finally my leisure dreams, the majority revolve around rowing because it is my favourite sport. A month ago I had said that my dream was win the rowing league but this dream has been fulfilled. Now my objective is to win the Spain’s rowing competition in next May, for that we will train a lot next winter. My other dream of row is I should can access to the Olympic rowing team of Banyoles. But this dream will be fulfilled next year because the trainer of this team want that Maria and me created a double team but before we want to finish batxillerat.

My dreams and objectives are difficult but no impossible and I will fight for get them.

News!

New 1:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-15693507

Resarchers claim the stem cells can repair a damage tissue.

Our biology teacher explain it to us last year and she said that it is so dangerous because if the cells haven't matured in tissue's cells, it can become in cancer cells and it cause a dangerous cancer.

New 2:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15804817

The International Comission for the Conservation of Atlantic Tunas (ICCAT) has implanted a new electronic system that strengthened the it. In my opinion I think that the mesures for the protection of animals would be more drastic because a lot of people skips rules and the poor animals are the principal victims.

New 3:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15800907

A breast cancer drug that was approved in 2008 but now the US drug regulators have rescinded

approval of the drug.

I think that if it cause more secundary effects than improve the health of ill person, it wouldn't approved in 2008 and take the time for more investigation. But other rason that could cause the rescinded approval of the drug is that the regulators already arent want so much money although that they won't say that.

Joke!

http://audioboo.fm/boos/484761-mireia

SELF EVALUATION

In my oral presentation I was very nervous, like every oral presentation in English. It's true that the other partners are my friends but I don't like talking in front of the class, I'm so embarassed, because of this I never talk a lot in the English class.

ORAL PRESENTATION

WHAT IS THE HUMOUR?

It’s a way to highlight the comic or funny things. It’s entertaining and makes people happy.

We can talk about different typis of humour like…

We talk about GOOD HUMOUR when the people show their positive and funny part but if we talk about BAD HUMOUR the people have a bad attitude.

I think the concept of humor is more present in our lifes. Without humour our lifes would be so serious and bored.

The other types of humour are

· BLACK HUMOUR: of fear of things like death or disease

· GREEN HUMOUR: of sex

· POSITIVE HUMOUR: for funny

· AGGRESSIVE HUMOUR: it affects the mentally person

LAUGH

It is the little things that makes each person unique. There are a lot of different laugh but none are the same.

It is a way to show our mood and to pass a good time.

A laughing attack that lasts 20 seconds is like doing 3 minutes of exercise or sport.

HUMOUR THINGS

CARICATURES face pictures of person with the defects highlighted

JOKES little funny stories

FALLS is a bad thing because we laugh at the falls of other people and it’s cruel.

PARODY Is a copy of a film or book but the bad moments are converted to funny moments

HUMOUR’S PROGRAMMES

Now I will talk about tv programmes of humour, there are a lot of them but I explain a little things about a few programmes. One of them and the most famous in Catalonia is APM.

Apm ?

It is a TV programme where they take different videos and make another video funnier. Now it so famous and has affected a lot of people that they have a special name: HOMOAPM is a people that talk using APM phrases

Other programmes of humour are Blackadder, Yes Prime Minister, Mr. Bean, The vicar of Dibley and Just for laughs but they are famous in United of Kingston and a few in Spain too.

Blackadder: Very black humour about medieval times

Yes Prime Minister: sarcastic humour about British Politics

Mr Bean: cruel humour

The vicar of Dibley: humour about religion

Just for laughs : Jokes in the street

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FOX TV SERIES of HUMOUR

There are too many series humor today, but there are series that everyone knows, I’m talking about American series of humor. Actually, Fox TV probably is one of the TV stations that have more audience around the world, and many of these series are about humor, like The Simpsons, Family Guy, How I meet your Mother or one of the newest that has had a great impact , Modern Family. I’m sure that all of yours know one or more of these series. That’s why the American industry is famous in a world level

HUMOUR AND HEALTH

It’s proven that humour affects the health.

When we laugh all problems leave and disappear for a little time.

That’s the reason why the scientists have investigated the affects of humour. The result is that humour has a positive effect to our body and health.

Good or positive thoughts create happiness and help our bodies to defend against illness.

In conclusion the happiness would be like a sweets or the brain.

PEOPLE WITHOUT HUMOUR

Another aspect that have to be commented is the people that don’t have humor.
Humor is always present in our lives, but there are people that can’t fit well jokes, and doesn’t have much sense of humor. Experts says that humor is a sign of intelligence, but if these persons don’t have humor, show a lower level of intelligence and should know that everyone have defects.

I’m not speaking about people that are very funny or enjoy the others with a lot of jokes, I’m speaking about persons who understand humor of all kinds and knows it fit perfectly.

BRITISH HUMOUR

When we think about British humor, we refer to that type of humor whose base is the irony. Humor is a rather refined, very appropriate use of language and social norms, but which nevertheless can be very sharp. It is an intelligent humor, who is to be given more of a turn

Kayak day! :)

In the 1st of October I were to an excursion by kayak with the people that do rowing in Xon's Rem Empuriabrava. We could get the kayak all day and we could go from Llança to Port de la Selva.

During the rout we saw different coves, it was amazing but I reconize that I was scared. It was very dark!

It would be little boring if I say to you that we only rowed to Port de la Selva but it woud be a lie.

We rowed, we did races but it was only the begining. Then the seniors tried to over turn our kayak, luckly we got away but for a little time...

If I say that the seniors are twice the people we are and one of them is 2.15m tall and his arms are big and strong like my thighs, only for that you already know that they turned over our kayak. I was a big bad experience. We needed help!

Finally after a ot bad experience like it. We arrived on the beach, we ate a sandwich and returned to Llança. Do you think that it was more paceful than the journey there? No... we were more time under the water than in the kayak...

Luckly we come across to a friend with her yacht and she to pulled our kayaks. It was like doing water skiing but with kayak. I was a wonderful day.

Bad experiences but funny

Once I went to Madrid with my famlily and it snowed a lot, we spent the time trapped in the hotel. The snow was higher than the cars. Luckly our cars were in other site without snow. That night we went to the city, during the return it snowed so much and the police told us we had to leave the cars where they were. We were 20min walking to the hotel, the police took my cousin and me and they left us at the hotel but the rest of my family had walked until the hotel. It seems a bad experience but we laugh a lot every time that we think about that holidays.

Another time my family and I spent a weekend in Barcelona, because my cousin lived there. My aunt was ill and while we were in the Catalunya's square she had vomited in the bin. It isn't a funny experience but if I told you that in that square in front of my aunt there was a demostration and they said: It's smells here! it change?

My family are very funny and often live bad but funny experiences.

If I could be anyone, I would be...

If you ask Maria, she would say that I would be like a pig or seal ( it is a joke that we have) but I think that I would like to be Cesc Fabregas (but as a woman).

I think this because Cesc is a person that I admire. He is intelligent, friendly... but I admire him because since he was little he has fought for his objectives, like get into "La Masia" in FCB. Later when he was 17 he went out of the Barça to go to Arsenal, because he knew that i he went to the Arsenal he could improve his level and try a new experience. Finally when he wanted to return to FCB he fought another time of his objective. Now I'm very proud that he is in FCB another time because I'm a fan fo him.

I admire the fighter people because in a few time they get to become true their dreams. Fabregas is a big person he is a fighter and in my opinion that it's very important in our lifes.

I admire Cesc and I could live a experience with him that I will never forget. When he arrived in FCB I could go to the Camp Nou and see his presentation. It was so special for me.

MEMORIES

I remember my first day in INS Castelló d'Empúries I was dying with feat because in primary school the teachers mentaly prepare us that the high school is very difficult and hard but I told myself that it couldn't be that difficult and hard.

My firs day of ESO was ridiculous because I had gone in a class that I only know four teenagers. In that moment I was so sensitive and asked my teacher if I could change to another class with my friends. Why did everything happen to me?

When I could change to the other class I started my life in ESO.

Each year has had something special for me but I have waited for this year for 5 years. Even thaught I'm sure that I will never forgot these 4 years here. I will always remember the trip to Belgium in 1st of ESO, the skiing trip in 2nd , the day of St Jordi day in 3rd, the Playbakc and Musical in 4th and Italy.

Finally it has been funny and special.